This blog was conceived after the Scottish Cup Final of 2004 when Celtic played Dunfermline. The idea was discussed in The Last Post pub in Paisley late at night as a means of allowing us to share news, opinions and post links of mutual interest. The date of the Final was 22 May.
Monday, 27 February 2006
Like a virgin
“Now my sister is thinking of becoming a virgin again for her 45th birthday to surprise her husband." More.
I can't help having the sneaking suspicion that it might not have been as good as they suggest. How can you have that "first time" experience with someone you've been humping for at least the last 17 years?
It was almost inevitable that they would be American.
And the article had a terrible Stepford Wives feel about it. I couldn't help thinking "why don't their husbands get their dicks lengthened?".
Talking about humping, I've just watched England play Uraguay and it's going to be great watching them get humped by every half-decent team in the World Cup in June.
I can't help having the sneaking suspicion that it might not have been as good as they suggest. How can you have that "first time" experience with someone you've been humping for at least the last 17 years?
ReplyDeleteIt was almost inevitable that they would be American.
And the article had a terrible Stepford Wives feel about it. I couldn't help thinking "why don't their husbands get their dicks lengthened?".
ReplyDeleteTalking about humping, I've just watched England play Uraguay and it's going to be great watching them get humped by every half-decent team in the World Cup in June.
But what about Scotland. The highlights reminded me of the Vogts days.
ReplyDeleteAs for "like a virgin", perhaps we are missing the political angle. Do wealthy American women of a certain age want a rejuvenated Bush? Sorry.
And would a rejuvenated Bush make it more likely that there would be a Second Coming?
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