Monday, 19 January 2009

Sunday, 18 January 2009

Friday, 16 January 2009

The Dragon's Den and Moonbeams

The Hokey Cokey

Oooooooooooh David David Murray
Oooooooooooh David David Murray
Oooooooooooh David David Murray
No Cash No Bank
DOWN AND OUT!

You put your own cash in, you take your own cash out
In out, in out, and move it all about
You do the smoke and mirrors and you tell them lies
That's why you're down and out

Oooooooooooh David David Murray
Oooooooooooh David David Murray
Oooooooooooh David David Murray
No Cash No Bank
DOWN AND OUT

You put the fans cash in you take the fans cash out
in out, in out, and move it all about
You do the smoke and mirrors and you show them a plan
And the loyal buy it every time

Oooooooooooh David David Murray
Oooooooooooh David David Murray
Oooooooooooh David David Murray
No Cash No Bank
DOWN AND OUT

You put the banks cash in you take the banks cash out
in out, in out, and move it all about
You fiddle the accounting and you all shake hands
And that's when the bank goes bust

Oooooooooooh David David Murray
Oooooooooooh David David Murray
Oooooooooooh David David Murray
No Cash No Bank
DOWN AND OUT

You feed the press a line, you tell them everything's fine
sound bite, moonbeam, pull them into line
Keevins, Broadfoot, leckie and DJ on Clyde
They'll spout your moonbeams every time

Oooooooooooh David David Murray
Oooooooooooh David David Murray
Oooooooooooh David David Murray
No Cash No Bank
DOWN AND OUT

You bring the players in, you sell the players on
in out, in out, where's the profit gone?
Boyd Bougherra Ferguson McGregor up for sale
Can you here the Rangers fans wail?

Oooooooooooh David David Murray
Oooooooooooh David David Murray
Oooooooooooh David David Murray
No Cash No Bank
DOWN AND OUT

Now they've found you out, at the smoke and mirrors game
down size, down size, years and years of pain
You long for that vineyard that you bought for yersel
But ye cannae get the Rangers selt

Oooooooooooh David David Murray
Oooooooooooh David David Murray
Oooooooooooh David David Murray
No Cash No Bank
DOWN AND OUT

They Deserve Better





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Hun Song book 2009 edition

BORROW BORROW
Borrow, Borrow
We need to borrow millions.
From anywhere, we don't care, we will borrow more.
Dundee, Hamilton, even from the vatican we will borrow on.
Cause there's not a bank that will give us money.
No not one, not another one at all.


Altogether now the cry was no more spending
No More spending or we'll die, die, die
With cap in hand and millions owed
We'd sell old Derry's walls

For there's not a bank like the Bank of Scotland
No not one and there never shall be one
The bank manager knows all about our troubles
We will sell sell sell till there's no one left
Oh for there's not a bank like the Bank of Scotland
No not one and there never shall be one


McGREGOR'S WALLS
"The cry was no new lenders
But defenders we must buy
(BUY BUY BUY!)
With heart in mouth we watch old Weir
He'll guard McGregor's goals"

"Dave Edgar And All His R S T,
Came Up To Real Radio,
With Cap in Hand,
And Sordid Deals,
We'll Guard Alexander's goals.

(All Together Now)
The Cry Was No Boydchenko,
Chris Dailly has just died (Died Died Died!),
With our youth team,
And the unsaleable ones,
We'll Guard Graeme Smith's goals


Hullo hullo we're 60 million in debt
Hullo hullo we're not insolvent yet
We're up to our knees in Murray's debt
Sell players or we'll die
For we are the poorest club in Scotland

Thursday, 15 January 2009